Today the pressure in my sinuses is at its absolute worst. I’ve never experienced sinus pressure before. I want to take my head of my body and kick it really hard across the room. Maybe slam dunk it or bust out a 3 pointer.
This morning I was changing Lily’s diaper and I found something horrifying/amazing.
“How did you manage get poop in your belly button ONLY?!”………..and then I realized it was a chocolate chip.
Instead of Lily just saying “book book book book book”, now she picks up books and says “read this read this read this” and it’s so cute that if she was a puppy she would be a Pomeranian in a tutu with a Corona in hand. Cute!
In my nyquil induced state I almost knocked over the guitar today and Lily said “Careful!” And I realized what stupid advice saying “Careful!” is after something has already happened.

I received a wonderful handmade faux stone planter full of cacti for my birthday from my Mom. OK I actually picked it out and she bought it for me so it wasn’t a surprise, but what a lovely birthday gift. I’ve also managed to root some of the plants and start new ones (bottom photo). Arent my little planters adorable? They’re actually ramekins from Home Sense and I keep going back for more, but I’ve decided to plant cactus in them instead of making desserts in them. WTF, as if I’m ever going to make flan. You want dessert? Here, suck on this packet of Sugar Twin.

Well, I made it back from our ladies road trip. We didn’t even get arrested this time! We saw some comedians (1 very good, 1 very bad) tried our hands at gambling  (unsuccessful) and ended up in some guys garage shot-gunning beer while his nine rabid rottweilers were chained to an old rusted out Chevy. I blew money at the MAC counter, dRaNk, said bad words and didn’t watch cartoons ONCE. And I can’t wait to go back!  When I got home, I saw that Lillienne had grown 2 feet in 48 hours and her cuteness had multiplied by bazillions.
I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS! Later. Stay tuned.